I enjoy putting arguments/realizations like these on the mantle as trophies for every time I’ve been wrong.

Sometimes I’m asked about this embarrassment of riches. How come I have so many?

They don’t know I have more upstairs. What they see down here are just my favs, the real whoppers.

Anyway my go-to response of course is “why how many do most people have” then offer to freshen their drink.