southsamurai

You have obviously never made out with a gunwitch

Their sweet, sweet love tentacles are impervious to cold, and can quickly catch a spent casing, reload out with gunpower and bullets from their secondary vagina, and reload, all while flying.

Since it is impossible to determine the sex of a gunwitch without making love to them, inserting one’s penis into the riffling and rippling depths of their tentacular mass, or being penetrated by said tentacles, the bolt is not a concern. You only know their sex when they have implanted you with an egg. Their males implant their eggs into the urethra, the females into the vagina or anus.

How is this not common knowledge?

THIS IS MY RIFLE, THIS IS MY BROOM!

THIS IS FOR FIGHTING, and yeah, that’s about it

The side benefit is that you can fly with your pants off and still reload.